Forumites in dreams

[Will]

Last night's dream featured Badtodabone selling home-made pate from a van

 

Anyone had any odd dreams about other people on the forum they'd like to share?

[Murphman]

Dreamed Caruso bought a round once.

[dorgie]

I dreamed that Jon Hall was tall.

[sutty]

Dreamed Caruso bought a round once.

 

Sion is the 1st one to buy some drinks

[Noel Street]

sutty was a warrior

[Murphman]

Sion is the 1st one to buy some drinks

 

 

I wasn't being entirely serious.

[sutty]

I wasn't being entirely serious.

 

There's a story behind "some drinks"

[Duncan Disorderly]

sutty was a warrior

[cymrococh]

Sion is the 1st one to buy some drinks

you get what you ask for with me.

[Murphman]

There's a story behind "some drinks"

 

 

go on?

[Jonesy]

go on?

 

 

no! after you, I insist.

[Murphman]

no! after you, I insist.

 

 

achh,go on,go on, go on.

[sutty]

go on?

 

After a fulham game we went on a massive piss up which ended up with a large and varied round.

 

As the evening wore on it ended up with 4 of us at a night club. Sion said it was his round so he went to the bar to get some drinks.

 

He actually asked the barmaid for "some drinks". When he was unable to elaborate she just gave him a random selection of things. He came back with a tray of about 8 drinks including wine/shooters/beers/alcopops.

[matty]

I dreamt I was eating Anny Road, when I woke up, I'd swallowed my entire flat.

[Jonesy]

I dreamt I was eating Anny Road, when I woke up, I'd swallowed my entire flat.

 

:macca69:

[Falconhoof]

He actually asked the barmaid for "some drinks". When he was unable to elaborate she just gave him a random selection of things. He came back with a tray of about 8 drinks including wine/shooters/beers/alcopops.

 

now thats how to have a night out

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

After a fulham game we went on a massive piss up which ended up with a large and varied round.

 

As the evening wore on it ended up with 4 of us at a night club. Sion said it was his round so he went to the bar to get some drinks.

 

He actually asked the barmaid for "some drinks". When he was unable to elaborate she just gave him a random selection of things. He came back with a tray of about 8 drinks including wine/shooters/beers/alcopops.

 

I dreamt I was eating Anny Road, when I woke up, I'd swallowed my entire flat.

 

you massive, MASSIVE queer

[Hassony]

I dreamt that I was meeting Stephen Hawkins and was wondering to myself why he smelled like a c***, it turned out to be Matty holding his sister's underwear

[Senrab_nhoj]

now thats how to have a night out

 

 

Ask Sutty about the mirror

[Falconhoof]

Sutty, what happened with the mirror ?

[sutty]

Sutty, what happened with the mirror ?

 

Caruso got turfed from the night club, we all went back to my flat. He went for a piss. He came out of the bathroom holding my wife's favourite decorative mirror, broken into a number of pieces.

 

He claimed somebody else had broken it.

[matty]

you massive, MASSIVE queer

Both personal abuse AND use of offensive language.

 

Can someone get this prick off the forum?

[Stanley Leisure]

Caruso got turfed from the night club, we all went back to my flat. He went for a piss. He came out of the bathroom holding my wife's favourite decorative mirror, broken into a number of pieces.

 

He claimed somebody else had broken it.

 

That's quite odd because Kvarme Ate My Food once did that in my flat...

[Falconhoof]

That's quite odd because Kvarme Ate My Food once did that in my flat...

 

Thats very suspicious. Why was Sutty's wife's decorative mirror in your flat ?

[Stanley Leisure]

Thats very suspicious. Why was Sutty's wife's decorative mirror in your flat ?

 

Ah - i've made a horrendous mistake and opened myself up for all manner of quips, there.

 

Actually what KAMF did was weirder - it was a wall-mounted shaving mirror which had somehow become detached from the wall...