If...

[Kahnee]

...you have stayed at my house and found me at fault in my behaviour or attitude towards you, say somethging at the time.

I am not perfect, and am prone to the odd flash of temper or inappropriate remark, and will happily apologise if this is highlighted.

Do not wait six weeks, make plans to come up again, and then in a fit of pique write a detailed list of everything that you think was wrong and e-mail it to me.

And don't you f***in' dare accuse me of bullying my wife and acting selfishly towards her on her birthday, especially when your way of getting things sorted is to order your wife to do something and you were too f***in' lazy to sort out her birthday presents in time for the day itself.

If I ever see your little hobgoblin-esque fizzog again, I will rearrange it into a new and amusing shape. After I have lovingly disected your f***ed-up, neurotic, self-obsessed personality and made you realise what a worthless, selfish s***bag you really are.

 

That is all.

[D.Boon]

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[Kahnee]

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