Joey Barton talks about his first day in prison

[magneto]

The first day is the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in, hand you your uniform and force you to pose for the photographer while loads of fat, tattooed skinheads shout and bawl at you. That's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. That's when it really hits home. That's when you realise that you've signed for Newcastle United.

[muleskinner]

How many times?

[John am Rhein]

Harrh harrh harrh!!!!