Torres Gis a......

[CaptainMarvel]

What was it?

[HL5]

What was it?

Yes, I heard that too. Thought they way chanting 'gis a smile' or 'gis a wave'.

[Bigal]

It was a bounce, and when he started hopping on one foot to the other, people took it as a bounce!

[Murphman]

Glad that's been cleared up it sounded like 'Torres give us w*nk'

[CaptainMarvel]

Yes, I heard that too. Thought they way chanting 'gis a smile' or 'gis a wave'.

 

 

I thought it was w*nk at first!

 

If it was wave I would have seriously questioned the ticket allocations for the fixture.

[sutty]

Glad that's been cleared up it sounded like 'Torres give us w*nk'

 

FFS Murph, you were in the ground

[sutty]

It was a bounce, and when he started hopping on one foot to the other, people took it as a bounce!

 

Did I tell you that? Or did Chris?

 

I was goinmg to ring you and tell you. I can't remember whether I did or not (pissed)

[Gilps]

Glad that's been cleared up it sounded like 'Torres give us w*nk'

 

It was quite clearly "bounce", you cloth-eared old feckwit.

[sutty]

It was quite clearly "bounce", you cloth-eared old feckwit.

That f***ing ridiculous cap of his further muffled his already suspect hearing

[Bigal]

Did I tell you that? Or did Chris?

 

I was goinmg to ring you and tell you. I can't remember whether I did or not (pissed)

 

went to 1885 with Chris yesterday for sunday dinner. He told us then.

 

you text us re the united game and that was it.

 

Murph, how does Wave sound like bounce???

[Gilps]

That f***ing ridiculous cap of his further muffled his already suspect hearing

 

What was that all about? I mean you don't exactly expect Murph to turn up looking like a style icon or anything, but still.

[sutty]

What was that all about? I mean you don't exactly expect Murph to turn up looking like a style icon or anything, but still.

I was talking to his lad and he said that he managed to talk him out of buying loads of 15 year old's clothes but couldn't persuade him not to buy that. He apparently has 2 of them, the s***ehawk.

 

I did tell him he looked like a c***, but he wouldn't listen.

[Bigal]

I was talking to his lad and he said that he managed to talk him out of buying loads of 15 year old's clothes but couldn't persuade him not to buy that. He apparently has 2 of them, the s***ehawk.

 

I did tell him he looked like a c***, but he wouldn't listen.

 

I am thinking of Jimmy Saville in a cap

[Gilps]

I am thinking of Jimmy Saville in a cap

 

You're not too far out there

[fyds]

His battery was playing up and his nummy leg ached - give the poor old fecker a break (and a new hip)

[Murphman]

Three blokes come out of a pub.

 

One keeping the rain off with a Ralph Lauren baseball cap.

One mincing along the river walk carrying a 'man bag'

One wearing green trainers, frayed jeans and a donkey jacket staight out of Grange Hill

 

So who looked the c*nt?

[sutty]

Three blokes come out of a pub.

 

One keeping the rain off with a Ralph Lauren baseball cap.

One mincing along the river walk carrying a 'man bag'

One wearing green trainers, frayed jeans and a donkey jacket staight out of Grange Hill

 

So who looked the c*nt?

 

 

The late 50s man in the baseball cap.

[fyds]

The late 50s man in the baseball cap.

The lad has a point....

[Bigal]

The late 50s man in the baseball cap.

 

a ralph lauren one as well

[sutty]

He bought 2 of them

 

2.

 

One might look like carelessness. Two...

[Hassony]

Three blokes come out of a pub.

 

One keeping the rain off with a Ralph Lauren baseball cap.

 

what is it with ginger people and being worried about rain on their hair

 

[Kuyt-fever]

Bounce is acceptable , wave should result in ST being revoked.

[Murphman]

The lad has a point....

 

 

53 is not late 50's. Unlike you....

[Gilps]

53 is not late 50's. Unlike you....

 

Still too f***ing old to look anything other than a right t*** in a baseball cap.

[Murphman]

You walk down the street in broad daylight with an over sized hand bag looking like a four eyed version of Graham Norton and reckon that I look a tw*t. I bet you wouldn't take that bag to a home game you feckin big tart?

Edited April 21, 2008 by Murphman