FA Cup replays

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Havant:

 

1954: GOAL Havant & Waterlooville 1-0 Swansea

Extraordinary scenes at Westleigh Park as non-league Havant take an early lead against Swansea. Gary Monk dives in to try to clear a wicked curling cross by Mo Harkin, but only succeeds in sending the ball past Swansea goalkeeper De Vries. The Press Association credit the goal to Richard Pacquette, although the Swansea man looked as though he got the final touch.

 

2014: GOAL Havant & Waterlooville 2-0 Swansea

Crazy scenes in Hampshire. A corner from the right falls to Jamie Collins whose shot through a crowd of players takes a deflection and winds up in the net with Dorus De Vries helpless. A trip to Anfield suddenly looks a distinct possibility for the minnows.

 

2027: GOAL Havant & Waterlooville 3-0 Swansea

Remarkable. Quite simply remarkable. Richard Pacquette's shot is mis-hit, but it turns into a brilliant pass for Rocky Baptiste and the striker has a simple tap-in from three yards. Havant are among the lowest-ranked teams ever to reach the third round - and a place in the fourth round beckons with Liverpool awaiting.

 

2028: GOAL Havant & Waterlooville 3-1 Swansea

Did someone mention the word 'Cupset'? Just hold on a second, Swansea are back in this. Guillem Bauza tries his luck for Swansea and the ball loops high into the net, seemingly via a deflection.

 

2031: PENALTY SAVE

What a match at Westleigh. You can keep your shenanigans at Newcastle - Kevin Scriven has potentially written himself into Havant folklore with a superb stop from Leon Britton's spot-kick. The kick came after Guillem Bauza was clumsily brought down in the box by Philip Warner.

 

Newcastle:

 

2009: GOAL Newcastle 1-0 Stoke

And it's the first goal of the third Keegan era at St James' Park - and it comes from Michael Owen, the England striker pouncing after a goal-mouth scramble to give Newcastle the lead. I have been accused of anti-Newcastle bias on the 606 message boards, with one man screaming: "Ben Dirs' bitterness towards NUFC is coming across loud and clear." My brother used to support Newcastle as a kid, but I got on rather well with him. Plus, I've always rather liked their strip, so no beef from me.

 

2025: Bit of studs-up from John Eustace and Emre has a nasty golf-ball sized lump on his shin to show for it. That was right in front of the referee and the Turk has got the raving hump that Eustace wasn't punished.

 

2030: RED CARD: Emre

Newcastle down to 10 men - it's going off like a box of faulty fireworks all over the grounds. Emre is given a straight red for a shocking tackle on John Eustace. Emre, who was the victim of a terrible tackle minutes earlier by Eustace, catches the Stoke player high on the shin. Awful and the first red of the new era of Keegan.

[Gunga Din]

3-2 at Havant now. i hope they hold out for a win

[Rimbeux]

See Phil Chuckle has taken the whole family, wife and two pre-school kids, to City-WHU. Is he a fan or just a dull c***?

Edited January 16, 2008 by Rimbeux

[Walrus]

GOAL Havant & Waterlooville 4-2 Swansea

Oh my giddy aunt, Havant have reopened a two-goal lead down in Hampshire! Delirium. That's the only word for it. Sheer delirium among the home fans after a superbly-taken header by Tom "Son of Joe" Jordan, who glances past Dorus De Vries from Brett Poate's cross from the right.

Edited January 16, 2008 by Walrus

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

2118: Thomas Butler of Swansea strikes a post down at Westleigh! Right-foot shot, the keeper beaten. Angel Rangel it was who set him up. I am tempted to laugh, but glass houses and all that.

[Guest JV]

City games crap. Boa Morte is absolutely f***ing gash.

[Walrus]

2122: Jon "The Beast" Parkin has been substituted for Stoke. Not sure who's replaced him, I'll endeavour to find out and will let you know...Salif Diao it is who's on...

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

I'm sure they're making every half chance & crap shot sound like a close-shave

 

2124: And it was so nearly 4-3 at Havant! Leon Britton smashes the ball against the bar after good work from Thomas Butler down the right. Magnificent defensive work from Willie Whitelaw, mopping up at the back and setting Butler free.

 

2122: It's so nearly 5-2 at Havant. Richard Pacquette - who has played something of a blinder to be fair - crosses and Son of Joe rises high to head the ball, but it loops over with Dorus De Vries struggling in the Swansea goal.

[Guest JV]

goal at last