take my niece

Molby · December 17, 2007

my niece is up for grabs and I'm giving her away for free

she's 19, very pretty, has a proper job, is kind and sensitive and likes a good night out and a laugh

but there are a few catches which may rule out a lot of people:

you must be single, have a job or a career or something, not be a psycopath or a social f*** up, live in the Merseyside region, and you must have a level of self worth which is mirrored by your appearance and cleanliness - no need to look like Jonny Depp but if you're a fat f***** then you'd better at least be in the process of doing something about it and not be a dirty scruff bag either -hygene and things like brushing your teeth every day are very important

so come and get her boys, I'm giving her away FREE and with my personal guarantee of quality

nb - Cheshire is near enough to Merseyside

Edited December 17, 2007 by Molby

Montse · December 17, 2007

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