Stuck up snooty c*nts

Murphman · October 21, 2007

I was walking my two Jack Russell's through the woods earlier, the youngest one Maggie scampers about at your side whilst the elder one Lou, goes walkabout chasing squirrels and all that. I called her and called her and heard her crying, When i found her she was in the grounds of a posh house and couldn't get back into the woods. I eventually found a hole in the fence and got her back in, was just about to walk off when the owner appeared with her arms crossed looking angry (as far as I could tell from about 50 yards anyway).

'It's OK love, she got through a hole in your fence but we're OK now.'

'If YOU people kept their dogs on a lead this wouldn't happen'.

'I'm not putting them on a lead in the woods, that's the whole point of bringing them in to the woods to let them have a run'

'Not in my garden they're not'

'Well if you fixed your fence they wouldn't be able to get into your garden would they?'

Then her old man comes out and shouts 'Bolllocks' (In a posh voice which made it even more annoying..

'Oh you're a bright spark intcha' says me laughing, 'Muppet'.

'how would YOU like it if my dogs got into YOUR garden?'

'It wouldn't bother me but I'd be amazed to find out how they scaled a 6ft fence you t**'

'Bolllocks' he said again so i walked off laughing at him.

But deep down I wanted to shove his fence right up his pipe the stuck up mentalisr c*nt.

this rant room is great for getting things of your chest innit?

Edited October 21, 2007 by Murph

Sir Tokyo Sexwale · October 21, 2007

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