Elvis Impersonators

[Guest Portly]

More than Terry Christian, Janet Street-Porter, Joseph Stalin or Pol Pot, I hate with a burning hate, all Elvis impersonators. What tedious little sad losers they are. None of them looks like Elvis, none of them can sing like Elvis, in fact they can't sing at all. Why do people pay to watch these pathetic pricks?

 

None of them dresses like Elvis in his heyday, they all wear the white suit and sport the sideburns of the period when he was in decline and sometimes had to read the words of the songs from a piece of card. This is because they imagine that if they dress that way, they can disguise the fact that they look nothing like Presley.

 

I hope John am Rhein can find a place for Elvis impersonators in his death camps.

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