New Golf Terminology

[DazzlaJ]

>A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

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>A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

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>A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

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>A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out

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>A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

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>A Cuban - needs one more revolution

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>An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

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>An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

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>A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

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>A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

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>A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

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>A Glen Miller - kept low but didn't make it over the water

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>An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

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>A Russell Grant - a fat iron

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>A Rodney King - over-clubbed

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>An O.J. Simpson - got away with it

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>A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

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>A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

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>A Robin Cook - just died on the hill

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>A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

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>A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs

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>A Ken Livingstone - quite far left

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>A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right

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>A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

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>A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

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>A circus tent - a BIG top

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>An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

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>A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

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>A Liz McColgan - Ugly but runs forever

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>A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole

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