Isn`t it lovely weather?

[Duncan Disorderly]

Feckin punters coming in to get their booze cos the sun is splitting the trees and telling me how great the weather is.

YES I KNOW!

THE FECKIN SUN IS SHINING RIGHT IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!

I`M BUSTING MY BALLS TO MAKE SURE THERE`S ENOUGH BUD/HARP/TENNENTS/STELLA ETC IN THE FRIDGES SO YOU CAN COME IN HERE AND RUB IT IN, YOU CVNTS!

I don`t wanna know about yer barbecues and what match yer gonna watch.

Yer all a bunch of barstewards and I hope you choke on yer beer.

Especially you feckin scum shirt wearing scumbags who give me dirty looks cos you know I`m a Pool man! You`d all be barred if I had the power.

The Celtic fans are just as bad.

I`m a Hibs fan, so f*ck off!

And, no, there are no 15 packs of Harp left, no tins of Bud and no Carlsberg, and don`t look at me like that. Its not my fault you lot have drank the place dry!

I only get £5.50 an hour, so I don`t give a flying f*ck!

So, cheerio!

[Kahnee]

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