Doctor's Office Humor

Nebraska Red · November 23, 2006

They always ask at the doctor's office why you arethere,so you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what's wrong with you in a room full of otherpatients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the waythis old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As heapproached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Hello sir, and what areyou seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick" he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment inthis room full of people.

You should have said there is something wrongwith your ear or something and then discussed the problem further withthe doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask peoplethings in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrongwith my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The waiting room erupted inlaughter.

November 23, 2006

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