For those that missed it

Tosh · October 3, 2006

the definitive drivel captured from gabbly on Friday afternoon. And YOU thought it was safe...

sean: '

Benzo-13: ah phooey.

Push pineapple

sean: bit s*** this

Agger-do-do-do: why

Benzo-13: Why?

sean: just is

gabber142: like your mum

hohohohohoho

Benzo-13: I'd love to see Leo write a message.. It'd take a page

sean: leo?

Benzo-13: Leo No.8

DazzlaJ: Leo No.9

sean: Where's he

R A Softlad: So Dave, whassup?

Agger-do-do-do: http://ekstrabladet.dk/archive/00214/SCHOO...ION_214877d.jpg

Benzo-13: Dunno.. Just talkin

sean: java

Welcome to Gabbly!

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R A Softlad: LOL

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Agger-do-do-do: Kezman is schite

Benzo-13: java = Worst Lynx scent ever.

Tosh: BBC reporting we have stadium finding (the yerpean bit)

Benzo-13: So how does that work Tosh?

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R A Softlad: Indeed - who'd a thunk it. Sack Parry!

Tosh: The footy is shoite...

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sean: Lynx collective is worst smell ever

Benzo-13: Can't beat Old Spice.

Tosh: But Sean, the ads must be true....

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R A Softlad: Sean, meet Will after a night on the curry and ale...

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Agger-do-do-do: Umpire Hair vows to carry on

sean: he's bad enopugh the night previous

R A Softlad: Indeed

sean: who the hell is umpire hair

Benzo-13: Think a rending plant would be the worst smell ever... (Pedant alert!)

Agger-do-do-do: http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=4...ows+to+carry+on

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sean: just tell me

Benzo-13: Or what is umpire hair? Don't they keep that in their hats?

sean: im not clicking that

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Tosh: Clever how Dave has us "third" in the league table. Does he work for Blair?

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Agger-do-do-do: cricket ref

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sean: im in cologne

Benzo-13: So is the stadium a goer?

sean: its not great

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sean: t Y is in the wrong place on german keyboards

Benzo-13: The smelliest place on Earth!

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sean: quite big actually

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sean: theyve got porn on the tv in the hotel rooms

Benzo-13: Heard that's it a fun town though?

sean: like im interested

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sean: the fajita`s are nice

hand of henchoz: you'll go blind...

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sean: eating fajita?

s***

Benzo-13: Fanjita's are always nice..

sean: chicken steak combo

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Benzo-13: Mixed meat eh?

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sean: there's a chap standing behind waiting to use the PC in the hotel

he's quite agitated

Agger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fajita

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robert swipe: that's a strange name

hand of henchoz: spurs are all over these nomarks

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Benzo-13: Right, I'm off.. Night lads!

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sean: feck off

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hand of henchoz: newcastle are 2-0 up

martins scored

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robert swipe: martins

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robert swipe: he's not the best

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Agger: martins scored 2-0

libero: f*** me what am i going to do without my fix of YNWA?????

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hand of henchoz: who scored the 1st?

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libero: i am holding you responsibel Dave G!!!!!!

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libero: responsible even

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gabber731: why´s the forum down?

hand of henchoz: sack parry!!!!

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DazzlaJ: porn

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Daniel-Agger: www.ynwa.tv/whyteforumisdown

hand of henchoz: keane just missed a sitter

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libero: if that joey joe joey shabadoobie doobie lurks on here I will hunt him down....

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Daniel-Agger: keane missed a huge chance

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kvarme AMF: sup y'all

Mamma þín: whywhywhy

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hagi: This looks all a bit chaotic to mr

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hagi: me

kvarme AMF: ban murph!

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Hector mcDougal: Where's the forum gone? I'm in withdrawal.

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Murph: can I swear on here if so f*** off the lot of yers

hand of henchoz: its been sold to koptalk

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danny-Agger: lol

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kvarme AMF: i like this. it's old school

robert swipe: koptalk-insider... now there's a man who has a bit too much time on his hands

Murph: who went last night?

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Tosh: Kvarme, Skool....

DazzlaJ: Daze

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kvarme AMF: word, dog

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danny-Agger: yup... as i can understand dunk is a clown, but the insider guy is crazy as well

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Tosh: Murph - my wife. Although I am not sure why you want to know

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hagi: i think the koptalk exposed site is great

Murph: I was on telly, handsome b*****d aren't I?

Hector mcDougal: Dunks podcast is pretty s***

kvarme AMF: no-one gives a s**** about Dunk or KT

danny-Agger: anyone recommend a good podcast?

hagi: murphy, you're ginger. you can't be handsome

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Hector mcDougal: the guardian one

danny kelly is doing the times online podcast

kvarme AMF: is that murph's nickname?

"the guardian one"

Hector mcDougal: podcast

libero: hey murph you even sound like an old c*** on here

Murph: what about the ginger geezer in eastenders all the birds are mad for him

danny-Agger: guardian one?

Murph: f*** off jocko

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Tosh: but surely Huyton is the guardian one

Hector mcDougal: guardian podcast is presented by James Richardson

hand of henchoz: Peter Kays new book has a podcast of the 1st chaper apparently

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libero: point and laugh at the geriatric

hagi: that's only cos they're on telly.. hold on

gabber440: I see everyone is f***ing enjoying being able to f***ing curse

hand of henchoz: spurs 0-0 ht

kvarme AMF: c*** off

hagi: you might have an out here

nope

libero: too f***in right

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danny-Agger: f*** off is right c***

nitski: Forgot to change me geebagging name

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Murph: c***ing c*** off you c***ing f***pigs. that feels better...

hagi: lol

danny-Agger: For f***s c*** sake

DazzlaJ: f*** off you old piss smelling c***

kvarme AMF: YES!

Hector mcDougal: There is a good amatuer football podcast called "the beautiful game"

libero: watch you dont wee yourself murph with all the excitement

danny-Agger: Is it just me or can dirk kuyt also be called Dick c***?

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Murph: f*** off yiourself fatty blondc***

hand of henchoz: pooopy mouth

Tosh: one hour and 8 minutes before the language goes blue. No wonder they moderate the main site...

kvarme AMF: murph = too old for this childishness

Murph: it's a window, have a good swear

hagi: g*****

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robert swipe: b******y b*****d t***s

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robert swipe: just thought i'd join in the fun there

Tosh: Thanks will. good to see you mate

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Murph: alright tigger

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DazzlaJ: I have brown hair you blind old c***sucking t***

Murph: couldn't make the oakie

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nitski: Later c****

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gabber429: wtf going on fellas

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Tosh: Dave forgot to tip the server

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gabber82: Any news on the reserve team?

Murph: is dave g modding?

hand of henchoz: millennium bug has brought the site down

danny-Agger: Y2K

oakie red: bit late aint it

DazzlaJ: Im geting a Wii for my birthday, excellent

Tosh: I fekking hope not, He should be fixing the site but instead "has better things to do"

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Hector mcDougal: Someone on TLW said that the young Moroccon lad from St Etienne is playing for the reserves.

danny-Agger: leapyeay

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robert swipe: ooh

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danny-Agger: year

robert swipe: nazil al jaberwocky?

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danny-Agger: Er der nogen svenskere herinde

Tosh: Nazil has a nose for goal

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gabber82: The Moorocoon,who had a trail?

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hagi: at last we get a nazi reference

Hector mcDougal: yes

robert swipe: don't be so nazi

hand of henchoz: newcastle 2-1

keeper had a shocker by all accounts

danny-Agger: Barcodes 2-1

gabber527: lol @ harper

gabber82: Thanks,Hector....

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danny-Agger: Haper sucks... c*** he is

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Murph: Confession. I spent all last night thinking 'I wonder if that's Rigobert Songs brother?

hand of henchoz: srnicek is training with toon

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Tosh: what f***ing colour is Hoddle's hair?

kvarme AMF: you blert Murphy

Hector mcDougal: You're welcome

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libero: ""Confession. I spent all last night thinking 'I wonder if that's Rigobert Songs brother?""" ya daft old senile c*** that you are

Murph: I may be a blert but at least I own up.

kvarme AMF: ha ha. fair play

Tosh: That makes you a stupid blert

libero: dont think because you did it on here it will not see the light of day on the forum

Murph: Your missus sat next to me. worried?

libero: might well become forum lore

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Murph: I hope so

robert swipe: anyone going to bolton?

CarraLegend: I am a gay c***

owenthomas: dunno if this was posted on the site - when it worked! - but thought i'd put here now as i've only just seen it.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUCnIfQGeWk

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robert swipe: cheers for that

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owenthomas: that was quick

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owenthomas:

Murph: can't say that on here Caruso will find out and hunt you down

CarraLegend is now kvarme AMF

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Murph: alright Owen, thank f*** someone normal

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owenthomas: this is really andy

kvarme AMF: prove it

owenthomas: how many records do you have on your mp3 from the year 1982

Murph: wot ownthomas from allerton?

owenthomas: ;o)

TanMan: I need a fix

hagi: daddy or chips?

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owenthomas: nar alright murph

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Murph: extras is on in 4 minutes

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kvarme AMF: loved the bowie song last week

owenthomas: are you avin a laff?

is he havin a laff?

kvarme AMF: rest of it was gash tho

hand of henchoz: chubby little loser

gabber638: evening all

owenthomas: some good parts - better than first season

kvarme AMF: who are you etc

Murph: his wig is what slappy would look like if he had a perm thegeordire c***

gabber638: Ian Mc

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owenthomas: evening gabber638

ian mc

Tosh: gabber638: evening all - who are you and what do you want?

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owenthomas: echo columnist extroardinaire

gabber638: the very same

gabber705: is the problem with the forum serious?

gabber638: lol

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kvarme AMF: livid i am

Rashid: I am BACK!!

TanMan: f*** off rashid

hagi: lol

kvarme AMF: are you f***aree

Hector mcDougal: cut snake

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Murph: f*** off and take gravy with you

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Rashid: I am BACK!!

kvarme AMF: later bellends

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Tosh is now Rashid

Rashid: No I am Rashid

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Rashid: f*** YNWA

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Rashid: bunch of t***s

Stalliarnos: Had Kirsty up against the wall yesterday

owenthomas: c***

hagi: gabby needs to leave off the green eye shadow

hand of henchoz: allow me to make a case for.....

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Rashid: anny road get ur head outta ur a***

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Rashid: figaro or wotever his name is knows f*** ALL

Stalliarnos: <pop>

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hagi: extras on at 10pm on BBC NI for those that want to watch the barcodes

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Stalliarnos: gabber722 was impressed I can tell

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owenthomas: rashid do us a line of whatever you're on

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Rashid: there u go

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owenthomas: ****sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif***

ahhhh

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Rashid: u like?

owenthomas: cheers lid

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owenthomas: was alright.. bit rocky

gabber156: talcum powder

Rashid: f*** you all

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owenthomas: chill out mutha

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Rashid: every1 wants to be me

owenthomas: who r u

Stalliarnos: a little s***

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Rashid: dave g wake up

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owenthomas: rashid is joey joe joe

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hagi: i thought i was wat

Kahnee · October 3, 2006