green and black's chocolate

[Herbie von Smalls]

i've got a viciously sore throat and just hacked up a hefty chunk-o'-green into the wash-hand basin. imagine my alarm when, upon examination, i noticed a few strands of 'dried blood' amongst the emerald.

 

took me a good minute of facing mortality and pleading with some higher force for mercy to realise the 'blood' was in fact a trace of 'dark chocolate with orange and spices' (fair trade, too).

 

there should be some kind of warning on the label. i suggest:

 

caution! green & black's chocolate may quicken heartbeat and challenge one's philosophical grounding

 

[cymrococh]

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