ManOfSteel

This is a good answer too: Best Football reporter: I can't name one because there are no good ones

I like these answers: Hardest opponent: Nobody What's the best way of annoying your opponent: Play hard/rough Sounds like a good, but slightly strange, lad. Good mix, I think.

Did they celebrate all of our preseason losses back in the glory days? If anything this is a wonderful omen. The least it could possibly do is give teams a false sense of security. Watch out Haifa and Chelsea.

He's young. He's in a new country. He can't speak English. Don't worry.

We should play our kids. Yeah okay, maybe it's throwing them into the deep end too soon and could be harmful to their confidence. However the damage done to Mourinho's ego will be huge. Good practice too.

He's scared.

Um... aren't our training kits always the wrong colour? Bellamy doesn't look like he's working too hard in any of those pictures. Make him do laps Rafa.

No thanks. He might score 10 goals, but I don't think he's what we need to move onwards and upwards.

Just a question... has anyone heard if Kuyt's father has passed away and he no longer wants to leave Holland? I'm not sure if there is any bearing to that or if it's just something my friend told me to make me spread a rumour to send seeds of doubt to Liverpool fans everywhere in hopes of a gloomy forest being grown. If nobody else has heard that then I'm just going to forget about it, and everyone should forget about it too.

Wrexham, Crewe and Mainz

Hahaha.... Germand Pendant.... The funny thing is I actually pictured all of that when I read that. I really hope we get the neckless Welsh wonder.

Oh that's really depressing. He's one of my favourite players in the current squad. Good luck Kaiser.

Hi. I joined a few days ago and I've just been reading things. Read the rules and everything. Thanks for the welcome.