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I wonder how all this look from the far end of the Madrid bench? Silly c*** #66

Harvey to Villa for £5m loan fee further £35m obligation to but with buyback agreed £55m (might be sell on of 30%, not clear). Joe not going to Milan they signed different defender. Guehi and Isak done, supposedly. Harvey replacement would be liked but it’s very late.

t*** of an injury to recover from. Teehee.

IF Guehi transfer goes through, he will captain this club in the future.

We are “monitoring” this player closely and I wouldn’t be surprised if was he is a transfer target within the next season or two.

I think Isak is 90% and Guehi 80% (in this window)

Abdul Fatawu has been assigned both, a season long scout and recruitment analyst. Serious interest.

Three things - they all collapse to the floor as soon as Rice takes a corner. Diving t***s.

Robertson enjoying the view of Joe Gomez with no top on.

Is that 6 times they’ve asked for a penalty?

Does anyone remember playing FIFA against your mates but you could turn the fouls off? Has that happened but just against us?

Guehi update - Glasner fuming with board even implying he cannot continue if they are undermine him.

She been on calls all morning, busy life for a 6 year old.

Isak is full speed ahead. not a quick one though as it’s a lot of £££ and Newcastle are w***ers. Throwing a spanner in, if Elliot leaves we want another. Potentially a busy weekend.

Good question, I first thought of Lillian but my WhatsApp just says Thuram. Khéphren is correct age but Marcus is a striker.

Hahahahahahah, they must still be receiving crayon written updates from Phil Jones.

She is the font of all knowledge about this stuff. Data is always changing the list and there is only about 3 or 4 that stay consistent. They are the ones to target but everyone has data dept now.

I know that data produce a list of 10-15 players based on tangible outputs for their positions to scouting that refine and then recommend to transfer committee (eww I hate that term). Names I have heard for serious consider but varied positions are Fofana, Rodrygo, Dibling, Guirassy, Gordon, Alvarez, Barcola, Rodgers, Semenyo, Kluivert, Retugi, Thuram and Murillo. Definitely more but it’s late.

I was told ten days teen days ago and it seems my mate was right. Bids gone in for both. Personal terms agreed for both. Isak is very structured (£115m+£25m over multiple criteria like League, EC & ballon d’or (but baon d’or feels like he’s pulling my leg)) but Guehi is £35m+£5m easily achievable.

I was told 10 days 10 days ago. I asked again last week, they had nothing new.

The shortage of strikers is so severe I’ve heard Peter Crouch is digging his size 17s out for a Newcastles trip to Leeds.

He’s got 5 games. Neville and some former players are to be consulted about the plans and direction of the club.

If I had to put a % on it - Isak - 80% Guehi - 60% now (95% at some point) The market is still open to us. We are sniffing about but everyone knows we have money and we won’t be ripped off.

Isak is the correct move for me. Salah gone for *potentially 5 weeks from 15th December and I think that’s the Isak / Ekitike partnership. They’ll be 60 odd games this season and we will have injuries at some point too so plenty of minutes for all.

Iraola is a great fit for Man U but thankfully, they won’t do it.