Kahnee

Not if you're a shareholder

I find that, other than a daily furkle in here I'm managing to avoid all other b****x by not looking for them. It's an old fashioned approach but it seems to work for me.

Yes, because it used to be all fun and giggles... What odds Sky have asked for the deals to be delayed til next Thursday...?

There speaks a man who never heard their final album

Caveat-tastic

Needs to issue a press release

You know how it is. You know it ended badly, but over the months you've forgotten exactly what happened and now you're pretty sure you just drifted apart. You're both probably more mature now. You've probably both been thinking it was all a misunderstanding. Why wouldn't they be delighted to see us again? A thought we'll probably have every summer, no matter how many times we find ourselves standing outside, alone, late at night, with most of a pint dripping through our hair.

Phone call was: "Hi, Virgil, it's you know who. I know you probably can't talk right now, but if you want us to make a proper bid for you just cough. Virgil? Virgil?"

I'd like to register my interest in a threesome with Kate Beckinsale and Felicity Jones

He was mentioned in the list of alternative midfield players we should be looking at the Indie published a few weeks ago. Amazing stats by all accounts. (article is buried in all this piffle somewhere if you're bored...)

So that's 3 back-ups. Is that not normal?

I keep seeing shouts that we need a striker. Given we have six players vying for three positions where are we planning on playing him?

Yes, that's what they said. They would rather chase success than the money. The second half was this thing called sarcasm...

VvD was a f***-up for sure. Keita has been scuppered by his club not wanting to sell him + him not asking to leave like what Phil has done

"if you've deduced that from BNB's post then you've edited the bit where he says missing out on £80m and getting 4 title wins is more valuable to them than the £80m well duh....." - haven't edited out anything, that was kind of the point I was making... "does Klopp want to sell Coutinho, yes or no? do FSG?" - yes, but not now as there isn't time to get a decent replacement. No, they see more value in trying to win s***.

OK, read Mr Bear's post again - more value in trophies over next four years then selling for £50m rather than the cash hit now. That was my point.

So the owners put more value in trophies over time rather than the cash hit now? Money-grabbing b*****ds...

Oh any minute now. Just you wait.

Should have faked having a bad back...

Which side of the fence you're on

Ahh, missed that.

Well, yeah, but the PL badge has always been on both arms innit. And not just because there was a gap

OK, where does the precious PL/EFL/FA/UEFA badge thingie go...

They stood outside St Mary's and asked fans. It was very scientific

A quick straw poll vox pop thingie by SSN yesterday found the majority of Saints fans (4 out of 5) really aren't arsed that it's us and just want him gone