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On the Terry thing with Tevez, I reckon Terry was trying to stick his elbow in Tevez' face (like the gobs***e that he is) whilst trying to make out he was wiping his own face on his shirt sleeve. The ignorant thug deserves all he gets (especially after the snide treatment he dished out to Torres, along with that other t*** Carvalho).

I doubt any of the wailing and nashing of dentures or the calls for support matter the slightest but if he does go, it would set us back 10 years in my estimation. Imagine, 27 years without the title............

t*** + 70400 = 1

Could I just say "Kenny-like" finish from Torres.

Stevie ? Alonso ? or StJohn ? perhaps

Personally I'm pleased to have the chance to do something as I cannot voice my support at Anfield. Viva Rafa!

I think it was the tackle from behind (which should have been a free kick) from Fabregas that did him in. If you ever watch the video, Torres did his usual step across the player coming in to protect the ball and Fabregas went right through the back of him.

they could flog him to the Libyans for a few million then......

Gary Cooper in High noon - he takes so long to get there but when he does he kicks fesses

Class from the lad. Hope to see him back at Anfield one day (if only he can qualify Atletico for the European Cup).

bunch of hateful f***ing c***s these s***e!!

A few tidbits I picked up about Itandje in the press today: 1.5M€ fee He turned down the chance of going to Lyon as replacement for Coupet (out 4 months) to come and warm the bench. He speaks good english. He was signed in time for the Toulouse game.

He's in line to become the *Director Technique National if he leaves Lyon. No way he's coming back to the UK. *That's National Technical Director if you want it in English.

Masch Pépé Bolo (at long last you mother!)

There'll probably be a MOM thread but I can't feccking wait as my head is a buzz. It was obviously influenced by the pens but anyway. Masch was fecking indefatigable!!!!!!! Pépé was just awesome AND!!!! I'd just like to say that I was briccking it when I saw Zenden in the tunnel but he had a cracking game! For a change...... I saw Robbie knocking the winning pen when he came on but what the hell.. and I have to add that Lampard must be the worst fecking player in the premier league, he's just about good enough for a Sunday pub league!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WE ARE LIVERPOOL!!! don't you come round here thinking you could nick a goal to qualify having done feck all during the match you scumbags!!!!

Here's one from the ground. http://www.camvista.com/sports/football/chelsea02.php3 They've got Athens 2007 written over the entrance just the All blacks and their pictures on the side of jets before the 1999 world cup Time to disappoint the wee cherubs.

Still, at 2-2 we'd have seen Milan sitting back for a 0-0 and the Wancs nicking a goal. This way Milan have to play more positive. And the Wancs will probably nick a goal

What is it with these ponces and the gold numbers on their shirts? Have they won this cup or something? Or just copying the real European greats? Smeggy t***s - advantage scum now

This is stacking up just great. More bookings for the red c**** please!

Exactly what I thought about Carra when he started out in midfield. Try to remember that footballers do not generally turn out MOM games every time they walk on the pitch. Nobody picked you up on the Rafa is the disease remark - are you a mole?

where's the smiley smoking a huge roll up?

take some valium before posting

pity any poor sod that has to work with an a*** fan tomorrow

not seen a keystone kops film recently

Cute