dave

So Abramovich can't lash radioactive isotopes in their tea?

Pretty much, with various references to Suarez...

Can't wait to see the tabloid headlines

Sahin Assaidi Coates

Credit to Brendan and the kids, great game of footy that...

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Current player - Glen Johnson, seems like a ruddy great bloke to share a nice pint of bitter with. We'd probably talk about Spain and stuff. Ex-player - I'm somewhat fascinated by Peter (the 'centaur' forward) Withe. I picture some sort of all dayer which would not only serve to highlight his crazed/mythical features but possibly throw open the opportunity to get him to play the pan pipes.

I wouldn't hold your breath about Rodgers making waves in the media, it all seems geared to building bridges this season. Could be wrong but he seems to be going out of his way to spend time interviewing and discussing tactics whereas Kenny kept them at arms length.

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Skrtel power!

You've painted up your lips And rolled and curled your tinted hair Nuri are you contemplating going out somewhere The shadow on the wall tells me the sun is going down Oh Nuri, don't take your love to town It wasn't me that started that old crazy bidding war But I was proud to go and do my transfer window chore And yes, it's true that we're not the team that we once used to be Oh, Nuri.... I still need some company It's hard to love a player who chose the shiny London lights And the wants and the needs of a player your age, Nuri I realize, But it won't be long I've heard them say until you're not around Oh Nuri, don't take your love to town He's leaving now 'cause I just heard the slamming of the door The way I know I've heard it slam some 1000 times before And if I could move I'd get my gun and put him in the ground Oh Nuri, don't take your love to town Oh Nuri... For god's sake turn around

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