matty

Abu Hamsandwich Nobody will ever know.

Here it is the forum slightly transformed Just a bit of a break from the norm Just a little somethin' to break the monotony Of all that transfer talk that has gotten to be A little bit out of control it's cool to speculate But what about the rows that blow that cause violence Give me a couple of full backs And then a big slagfest of who we all hate And think of the summers of the past Who's going who's staying signing nobody good But now it's RP on the rack and we all smell blood And put your iPad on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime Summer, summer, summertime Time to sit back and unwind World Cup is over and it's a sort of a buzz But back then I didn't really know what it was But now I see what we needed to do The way that people respond to transfer madness Dishing out s*** to everyone who's got it wrong And this can go on all season long Deleting posts or just calling your dad a c*nt It's a long queue you'll get to the front Back in Madrid Ayre is doing his thing A place called the Calderon he's throwing the bling We don't care now coz the forum's in revolt Insults are flying faster than Usain Bolt I started reading just an hour ago It's like the summers a natural suppository And now the biter's bit so I composed this rhyme To hit you and get you equipped for the summer time Summer summer summer time summer time You just sit back and unwind

Look, all joking aside, it's been a while now you've been going in well over the top left, right and centre. I realise you can do what you want but this forum, for all its faults, is still a good place to visit now and again. Many of us have pushed the boundaries from time to time but you could really do with giving it a rest.

Sh*t's got a bit real here, hasn't it?

This forum doesn't exist to keep you happy. And thank f*** for that.

I suppose for arsenal November pretty much is the end of the season. So am I! Right, I'm going to find him. I'll follow the Harley Davidson fumes.

It's imperial, the US doesn't use metric.

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The same. Swigging Tattinger and chortling at Becks and Scholesy. Heartbreaking.

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He's a pressure washer bore.

Or high, depending on when you came in. We still don't know why Maldini was at the Man U film premiere. It's all relative.

He's got enough on his plate buying fencing, he doesn't need this.

Hiya!!! Sign Zlatan. Spend all the money on him.

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It's like cutting the end off the cheese, or addressing an archbishop as 'your eminence'. That kind of thing.

Is he with you now?

Yes met him a couple of times back then. Poor lad.

I do feel a bit for their fans. Must be hard to take what's going on now. Still, thems the breaks.

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Haha. That'll teach me to pay no attention whatsoever.

After Milito had won Inter the treble...

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Sturridge had been a squad player who hadn't shone, Balotelli has been a star striker at three very big clubs. He's done a few wonderful things but mostly has been famous for under achievement and being a nob. The number of times he's just found wandering the pitch is shocking. He'd need an attitude transplant. Can't see it at all. At 7/8 mill I might take a chance but not big money.

Were you a big Diouf fan? Balotelli has failed everywhere. Doesn't that tell you something?