Teenage kids

charlie clown · April 13, 2006

Fact A - my son uses disposable razors that he keeps in a box in a cupboard in the bathroom,

Fact B - he doesn't look after em, just chucks em back in the box when he's finished with em, doesn't replace the guard

Fact B - my daughter has taken my razor to shave her legs (without my permission, but probably becasue she wouldn't get permission if she asked for it)

Fact C- she hasn't put back my razor after using it and "can't remember" what she's done with it.

Results:

1 - I haven't had a shave for 5 days

2 - I decide to track down the razor and have a shave this morning

3 - I look in the box where my son keeps his disposable razors in case its got mixed up with them

4 - I sort through the box and pick up one of the unguarded razors and slice a feckin great lump out the top of my thumb.

5 - It happened an hour and a half ago and its still not stopped bleeding.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it so feckin difficult to put things back when you've fiinsjed with em? Is it too feckin difficult to make a dengerous object safe when you've finished with it?

Stevie H · April 13, 2006