Romanov is a mentalist

[libero]

Nothing wrong with Romanov...

Apparently he is a big red fan and is more than happy to take our cast offs and is obsessed with everything LFC

[growler]

maybe we should warn him there is a care package en route to him containing Cheyrou, diao, traore, Mellor, Potter, Whitbread, Dudek, and he can make the deposit of 50million directly into the clubs current account.

[Zoob]

I couldn't see this posted anywhere else, and the original topic title sums it up pretty well...

 

 

Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov has launched another astonishing and bizarre attack on the Scottish press.

 

 

The Lithuanian businessman has been critical of the media since he took charge at the Edinburgh club, claiming a bias in favour of the Old Firm.

 

 

Romanov even banned the Scottish Sun from Tynecastle after they printed a picture of Rudi Skacel allegedly spitting at Celtic captain Neil Lennon last season, and his anger increased when he was blamed by sections of the press for the shock home defeat to St Mirren on September 9.

 

 

Now, Romanov has released a bizarre statement to the Scottish Sun via the club's official website, in which he describes Sun journalists as 'monkeys'.

 

 

It reads: "I'm very glad that you finally got down from the trees and found a worthy place for yourself - a safari park. It shows you have both the habits and instincts of monkeys.

 

 

"I'll visit the director of the safari park and ask for a personal cage for each of you.

 

 

"One thing is very important. First you have to pass the quarantine rules and the vet will vaccinate you against rabies.

 

 

"So you are not allowed to join the monkeys yet. You should notice how peaceful they are. You may affect them badly and they'll become furious. They'll start biting and drawing cartoons.

 

 

"I think it should be very comfortable for you to write your so-called 'reports' from your cage. It will feel like your natural habitat. Besides, the fans will be quite safe and aware from now onwards who you really are.

 

 

"I will bring your favourite Celtic scarves right inside the cage for you to wear. And if you behave like our monkeys Chippy, Rosie, Blossom and Pansy, I'll give each of you a banana as a reward.

 

 

"Also I can organise a party - like the one we had in Kaunas on the eve of the Lithuania v Scotland match - in the safari park, specially for you.

 

 

"There you will be able to take funny photographs of yourselves as a memento of your lucky escape from rabies."

 

 

Crazed comedy genius

 

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Think he may have been taking lessons from Chris Morris...

[Aritro]

[wacko]

Brilliant!

[Mono]

I told ye he was mental... although I've killed the braincells that could remember the original story