This is just a thread

[smithdown]

but hey everyone stand back in amazement and prepare to kiss my ar5e because I am going to put my own TWIST on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

See, to you it might just look like another sh*tty old thread like any other of the thousands and millions and billions of reams of sh*te and nonsense that have already been written by me and everyone else including you, especially you, and so it is, or it would be if it weren't for the indisputable fact that I am putting my own f*cking big twist on it. And why? Because I am so very f*cking special, do you see.

 

So I might make some food, like food gets made all over the world every single day in all sorts of ways in all sorts of circumstance, but I will earnestly tell everyone that it is food with my own twist on it. I haven't just made food, I have twisted something somewhere like I invented everyf*ckingthing myself.

 

I might break into song, a song that other people have written and recorded and performed all around the world, but if I sing it I will put my own twist on it, because it will be me singing and not anyone else.

 

I might personally do in everyone off the telly or anyone anywhere who uses that phrase again and when I get caught I will hold up my hands and admit what I've done so long as everyone agrees that while I might have just gone on an unnecessarily violent killing spree and caused untold grief and mayhem throughout the land I at least put my own friggin twist on everyb*****dthing.

[matty]

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[Duncan Disorderly]

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