My wife's definition of tidying

[sutty]

I put a few tickets on top of the chest of drawers in my bedroom - this is my spot where I put my stuff I need for work the next day.

 

I'd arranged to meet somebody today to hand over a ticket for spurs. I go to the chest of drawers. No tickets. I look around, in the drawers and stuff and no sign.

 

If I looked any longer I'd miss my train so I abandon the search and head out. I text my wife and say "where have you put the footy tickets?"

 

"What football tickets?". At this point, I'll be honest. I'm not f***ing happy.

 

"The 8 tickets I have for spurs & swansea"

 

"Have you tried the bin?"

 

I'm going to kill her when I get in - I dunno if they are there or not.

[Nathan Explosion]

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