Drunken sons

Murphman · January 3, 2008

but here I go.

A mate of mine took his girlfriend and his 3 kids out for Christmas Eve,a nice restaruant on the river in Windsor. His eldest son Deano is 23 and mad as a feckin brush, he has two twins a boy and a girl aged 17. Deano is a builder, my mate asked to to please not get totally ratarsed in the afternoon with the lads off the site, 'course not Dad I'll have a couple of beers and come home'.

He pitched up at 6.00p.m. having been out all day but was cohesive and standing up. just.

Boys will be boys, no big deal off they went.

The youngest lad went to the toilet. A couple of minutes later Deano went to the toilet, noticed his brother wasn't at the urinal, saw the trap door was locked, got down on his hands and knees, rammed his HEAD right under the door and let out the loudest ROOOAAARRRR he could muster.

His brother was in the next trap, the fella having a pony jumped about 3 ft in the air, Deano came running back into the restaurant pissing himself laughing and babbling how he'd just scared some poor innocent sod witless.

My mate said 'Is that him?'

'Dunno dad, what colour shoes has he got on'?

Made me laugh he did....