Dancin spike

[Spike]

I was at a wedding a couple of weeks back and they had some irish folk band playing and later on in the night I found myself in a half drunken stumble / dance with my mate's missus, and generally having a laugh and a good time of it.

 

Cut to last Thursday when I met up with my mate and his wife to see Bill Bailey.

 

Her: So are you all ready for next Wednesday Spike?

Me: Yes (unsure)..... So what are the plans then?

Her: Me and Matt will be there for 7.

Me: Great (wondering WTF!)... do I have to bring anything?

Her: Just smart dress

Me: Ok, where is it we're going? (hoping it all becomes clearer)

Her: It's in Lostock near Northwich

Me: Nice one, have we decided what we're doing yet?

Her: Yes, Jive

Me: Jive?

Her: Yes you said it would be great to learn how to dance properly as long as it wasn't salsa

Me: Oh, err, great

My mate: But it was the Milfs that swung it

 

So, dear forumites, that's how tomorrow, rather than having a few beers and watching the football I'll be tripping over my own feet and looking a t*** in front of a load of people. Even mum and dad have been pointing and laughing whenever it's mentioned.

[charlie clown]

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