Noel Edmonds

Earl Hafler · October 14, 2007

has to die. He has to be hanged, beheaded and burned.

" If you've got this wrong, then you will have to say t.v's most embarassing phrase - I am not smarter than a ten year old.

walk slowly allowing light to catch mullet

Pauline, if the answer is scrotum then you are £5,000 richer. If not, and you are wrong, you go away with nothing. A woman like you should not be having to use the answer of a ten year old.

walk slowly in opposite direction allowing light to catch other side of mullet

repeat for 5 minutes until audience has died

"

EITHER DIE OR GET ON WITH IT YOU s***KICKING f***ING c***sUCKING EVIL LITTLE s***. It's bad enough that i'm sat with someone who wants to watch it but Noel, he draws it out like it's torture and he enjoys it. We all know the object of the game. We all know what happens if she's wrong, do you have to repeat it 50 f***ing times ? Are you only allowed one and half guests on a show ?!!

The Beckhams, the Republicans, the Mancs, Gordon Brown, Ben Stiller and John Terry would all cease to exist if he would just lay down and die !

Florist Cinema Pond Goal · October 16, 2007

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