Burger King's Angry Whopper

October 6, 2007

My friend and I went to Burger King yesterday lunchtime and decided to try one of these out. Very tasty.

At about 4.30pm my mate started complaining about feeling ill and at about 6.30 he texted me from home to say that he had chundered. At this point I was feeling alright so I put it down to him not agreeing with the jalapenos.

At about 8.30pm I started to feel a little dodgy too. I sat down to eat my dinner and couldn't fathom eating any of it (and those who know me will know how unusual this is). I went straight to bed and at midnight I chundered the burger out.

That wasn't the end of it though. Just spent the entire night going between my bed and the bathroom with the squits. Not just your standard squits but a full blown jettison of everything remotely fluid in my body. Annoyingly, the nausea passed hours ago but my body just refuses to let up.

Just spoke to my mate and he had exactly the same night.

It's enough to drive me to vegetarianism.

If you come across one of these, just avoid it at all costs:

http://www.burgerking.co.uk/

Edited October 6, 2007 by Sabre

October 6, 2007

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