Rob Styles

Zoob · August 19, 2007

Smiling cheating smug incompetent gimp of a useless waste of space. How one stupid little man can effect the mood of so many people just isn't right.

He should be held accountable. He sould be tarred and feathered and made to run around Anfield to apologise in person and allow us to extract revenge. I am a peaceful man, but I want to hurt him. I feel it is my right.

I would like to read him the rules of the game with regard what constitutes a foul, what happens when a player receives 2 yellow cards, and what it means for a wall to be 10 yards from the free-kick. While explaining these rules, I would like him to write down word for word what I say, except he wouldn't be writing on pen and paper, he would be using a hunting knife to carve the words into his own body, and I would wash away the blood by using lemon juice. Once finished, I would allow him to re-explain the rules to a couple of hyenas who will have been waiting outside, eager to 'help' with the silly man's wounds.

Edited August 19, 2007 by Zoob

Duncan Disorderly · August 19, 2007

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