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Why do we always beat chelsea in the semis?


Guest Greasy Belcher

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Guest Greasy Belcher

JOSE

- Spends so much time shouting and gesturing on the touchline and trying to influence the ref + arguing with the 4th official + screaching instructions at players + tring to fire up his useless supporters. He should sit the F*** down and watch the game, analyse whats going on and keep his emotions in check. Fact is you can't think straight when your in a blind rage. Jose has made it real personal with Rafa and our boss seems to be able to just forget the vendetta and get on with making us the better drilled outfit. Jose contests every whistle and flag, as anyone who plays the game knows, this only spreads anger and confusion among the team. If he were a player on my team acting like a brat every time the opposition got a decision I'd be grabbing him by the throat and telling him to snap into it.

 

 

ROBBEN

I was really surprised when he stepped up to take a penalty! - On TV it clearly showed Jose marching up to Robben immediatly after the whistle and telling him he wanted him to take a penalty. Robben reacted by shaking his head as if to say "No thanks, I want none of this"..... He crapped his pants and Jose insisted he go first.

 

LAMPARD

Greedy sh*te Lampard, gets a free kick at an impossible angle and blasts a shot at the corner flag. What a waste of space.

 

 

DEFFENCE

It is still a professional fowl it the winger has skinned you and you shoulder charge, a*** barge or trip him on the half way line. This is a Jose tactic, trip and cheat your opponents before they get anywhere near the goal and you won't get a card.

 

ATTACK

The diving of these blue b**tards is unreal, they should be a scuba club. Drogba punches and Elbows like Bruce Lee, lucky for us he was on a yellow so kept the diving to an unusual minimum.

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