get a load of this

Murphman · May 1, 2007

In one of the funniest threads I've ever seen, Sutty asked the mancs on Red cafe for good luck wishes for tonight whilst he makes his way to Anfield. One of the lads Piech is a really funny brstard and unlike on here you CAN change a members posts, this is what he put Sutty's name to.

My first sexual experience with an insect took place when I was seven years old. Up till then, the furthest it had got was stroking. Then one day, when Mother was upstairs playing Scrabble with one of my uncles (I had an amazing number of uncles, and they all seemed to love Scrabble!), I found myself staring at a wounded catarpillar on a Hydrangea, and was surprised to discover that both of us had boners. That episode ended with mumbled apologies and general embarrassment, but over the following few days I found myself drawn back to that bush, and eventually nature took its course, with an incredibly beautiful, even spiritual episode of mutual masturbation that culminated with simultaneous orgasm at the exact moment when he turned into a butterfly. I've no doubt that drowning in my jizz was a small price to pay for experiencing that kind of intimacy.

Later that week, I inserted a wasp up my a***, and have never looked back.

ManxRed · May 1, 2007

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