How to make soup

Anastasia Beaverhausen · February 14, 2007

Ingredients:

Parsnips, onion, garlic, stock, big knife, chopping board, bin, bad mood.

Method:

Come in from work and discover Freckles hasn't made dinner because she was tired out from actually doing a bit of work.

Decide to make soup from random stuff in the kitchen.

Ask Freckles how to make soup.

Half listen to Freckles, and go off and do own thing.

Don't bother to peel the parsnips, as it slows the process down and might make the soup taste a bit better.

Make a big mess in the kitchen.

Throw a strop when Freckles mentions the mess and suggests you might like to chop the parsnips up a bit more than IN HALF.

Stomp around, and then throw ALL OF THE VEG IN THE BIN.

Stomp off upstairs and sit there in a bad mood while Freckles eats toast and eyes up the bottle of wine in the fridge.

Happy days! Might go down the chippy and really annoy him with the lovely smells wafting upstairs.

Dee · February 14, 2007

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