Bearded twots

Murphman · August 2, 2006

Not just any beard, a big f*ck off King Edward the Seventh beard. Then because I always leave a decent gap between the car in front this bearded twot pulls out on me on the M3 and sits there.

and sits there...

and sits there ,...

whilst overtaking nobody because he's doing 66 mp.h. almost the same speed as the feckin lorry he's level with which is doing 65 mph, meanwhile he chats to his wife, the one married to the twot with the twotty beard. So eventually I flash him after about three miles of him causing an ever lengthening jam at which point he shakes his beardy twotty fist, so I flash him again and he sits, and sits slowing down even more ...

Eventually he pulls over and I see a mile of clear motorway, I had the kids in the car so didn't even ram him or call him a feckin bearded twot or worse.

Then as I glared at him as I went by with half the motorway traffic in Hampshire behind me he took a f*cking photo of me with his phone as I zoomed off at 70 m.p.h.

Feckin beaded twots shouldn't be allowed on the feckin road.

Edited August 2, 2006 by Murphman

August 2, 2006

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