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I'd still leave her face looking like an iced bun.

Those words are important to me at this stage, since they sound like they're born of an understanding of the club and not just scripted. Important building blocks. Results are what everyone else solely judges our managers on. I expect more than that.

"The Liverpool Way is all about a club with ambition, a club that strives to be the very best, a club that is about commitment. That means that everyone is committed to the cause of fighting for the shirt. "It's also about dignity and being dignified in how you speak about the club, on and off the field, and it's about unity. "Those are the four values that run through my mind when I think about Liverpool. Those are the values we will always retain. If anyone steps outside of that standard, I will deal with it. That's something that we'll do."

Harsh

Whoops How do I change it?

I know some use the Telegraph game now too, but we had a good turn out on the official Premier League game last year again as in previous years. This season's website is up and running, so I've renewed the YNWA.tv league. Previous entrants should automatically get entered into the standard league again. Link: http://fantasy.premierleague.com YNWA.tv league code: 157147-44230 New YNWA.tv Head2Head league code: 157147-44434 Just go to Leagues, Join a League then select Private League and enter the code.

Edit: Nevermind, been done.

He looks seriously cool, calm and composed in front of goal. Makes it look so easy - a sign of genuine ability and class. Hope we don't let this one pass us by.

Well, if nothing else I've learned something today. And that something is that a bears claws are the least of your worries. Yaroslavl Oblast, Russia

Are we signing Morrissey?

Is he 'no stranger to controversy' ? Otherwise I'm not interested.

Reported Premier League target Kyriakos Papadopoulos has no intention of leaving Schalke this summer, according to his agent. The 21-year-old Greece international is considered as one of the best young defenders in Europe, having joined the German outfit from Olympiakos in 2010. Papadopoulos, who made his first-team debut aged just 16, has been strongly linked with Liverpool, whilst Manchester City are also said to have an active interest. But the youngster's agent is insistent that Papadopoulos is not looking to move. "I can tell you we have no interest in a transfer away from Schalke at this point in time," Paul Koutsoliakos told Bild, insisting he is just concentrating on returning to full fitness after a knee operation in March. "Kyriakos is happy being at this club," he said. "Kyriakos is fully focused on being fit when Schalke start pre-season training in the next few months. He looks likely to be ready for it." http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/8742776/Transfer-news-Kyriakos-Papadopoulos-staying-with-Schalke Agent denial, it's nailed on

Yes please . . .

What I really need to know is; will it accentuate my moobs?

Who authorised this?

Just when you start think you could give up on football; when you're sick of the hatred and the bias; up steps a lad like Coutinho and all is well with the world again. Skill, awareness & intelligence that only someone seriously gifted can bring. His confidence is building and I'm getting a little moist.

I like it. C UNiT 10

I feel sick

FFS

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Suso's awareness there was just sublime. Good lad.

AC out for 5-6 weeks. Great piece of business by FSG. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19451367

I'll run him there wearing this if it helps. The thought of that little scrote coming back makes me feel physically sick.