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Yeah, sent me on a deep dive of Eddie Howe's life for a minute. It's his nephew Andy who is 31 and was previously the head of domestic scouting with him at Bournemouth. His oldest son is 13/14, which might have actually explained why they have been so f***ing awful at this but no.

Ramsey £43m Dibling £40m Hutchinson £37.5m Call it £45m with a reasonable buy back please

Not remotely relevant to us but wasn't the Benfica CDM Florentino Luis highly rated by many a couple years ago? Away to sign for Burnley on loan

Yes

That's January sorted then

Dire use of VAR in the Aberdeen game. The attacker kicks it off the defender's arm from about a foot away and it gets given as a penalty and 2nd yellow https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c8jpvje40j0t?post=asset%3A15721c9d-72b1-4fc4-b317-052d0bd654fe#post

Shhhhh He's a big number 9 and f***ing loves a Greggs

Haha f*** off Edwards

Came across very chill and composed in the post-match interview he did after Bournemouth. Seems a likeable, down to earth guy. Must also be running through his head there that, if things worked out slightly differently, he would be having to get involved in all that nonsense every week. Instead he's playing for the Champions. No wonder he had a rye smile bouncing off their attempts to bully him!

Anyone got the clip of amorim hiding during the pens? Thought it'd be clipped somewhere but haven't seen it online yet!

Your £72m star striker, statement signing decides to let everyone else go ahead of him bar the keeper. Against Grimsby. Hahaha

Mancs 2-0 down to Grimsby playing their first team and Rangers 8-1 down on aggregate, playing a man down, with 45 still to play f***ing cmon Mansfield!

Odd move from Dortmund, Silva's not done much in loans at PSV, Anderlecht, Rangers (he was terrible there) and did ok at relegated Las Palmas last year. Also looks like he's in the last year of his contract. But yeah, don't think he would be needing replaced

Wolves apparently adamant they're not selling Hwang, which probably bodes well on them selling Larsen. God I can't wait to going back to not giving a s*** about other teams' transfers.

I didn't like it in the general game but it was quite cool to see an on-field view of Grav's goal

Who cares. Lets just sit back and enjoy the 7-5 win each game

FWIW, Romano saying despite City and other being linked, Guehi only wants us but we might still wait a year. Presume based on Parish's comments, a compromise will eventually be found

I think a lot of our performance was down to trying to settle the crowd, not give them anything to get riled up about and take the sting out. There was a lot of slow passing passages and I think we actually executed it well generally, while not doing a great deal actually well. Even if half the clearances that went out for corners/throws after they scored their 1st are just booted upfield, they don't get the chance to load the box with their grocks and they've nothing to get excited about

Would like to think having Kerkez in as better competition than Kostas means he will be fresher, with a point to prove any time he does play

Think he'll come good soon enough but if fit (yeah) I wouldn't mind Gomez at the weekend even just for a bit more height on their set pieces. Seen Robbo and Kostas done in similar situations as tonight

Absolutely incredible composure from Rio there - maybe we don't need another winger! Lack of height is definitely a huge flaw at the moment and Guehi hardly improves that

Just saw one replay there but is that not a two handed shove in Bassey's back by Yoro?

Apparently it's two other streamers who take advantage of vulnerable people and (at best) bully them for views under the guise of them being friends and collaborating. Why you would want to watch that and 'donate' to them. Apparently they made £31k off of this one

Supposedly Barcola's people are saying it was a clip filmed weeks ago for another stream that they've used on this one. Absolutely horrendous though, what the f*** is wrong with people watching that?

Because Newcastle are getting Watkins