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So Cal Red

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  1. you've just been ATOMIZED! :dynamite:
  2. Fernando Torres expects the unexpected.
  3. Fernando Torres does not get injured. Injuries get Fernando Torres'd.
  4. Fernando Torres is The Matrix & everything outside of it. amen! Fernando Torres makes the impossible possible. Fernando Torres doesn't wear Superman underwear. Superman wears Fernando Torres underwear. the greatest trick Fernando Torres ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. ...& they all failed. but Fernando Torres told the medical staff to pass the players b/c he is all merciful. Fernando Torres makes YNWA forum fantasies come true. Fernando Torres knows where in the world Carmen San Diego is.
  5. Momo Sissoko can successfully string more than 2 passes together playing alongside Fernando Torres. Fernando Torres understands exactly what Lost In Translation is about. he is never lost nor in need of a translator. Fernando Torres can teach an old dog new tricks. when Fernando Torres has M&Ms, they melt at the sight of him, not in his mouth or hands. when Rafa wants a sofa, Fernando Torres will buy him a lamp... & Rafa will be content w/ that. in the presence of Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard will smile more & not look like a miserable git who woke up on the wrong side of the bed again. traffic yields to Fernando Torres. as do street signs & directions.
  6. ...is one moody fella!
  7. 1. Gerrard 2. Torres 3. Kewell - Lucas, Hyypia, & Benayoun were also very good today.
  8. ohhhhh, great set-up play from the lads... Babel's shot just cleared off the line... brilliant football on display!
  9. you guys can swoon over Xabi all you like... i'll take the missus! btw, what is up w/ Riise wasting possession w/ silly longshots... argh. BABELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! B-)
  10. commentator's diagnosis: Carra w/ a blow to the ribs. holy sh*t, that chick next to Xabi... his wife? ooo la la
  11. Nando coming off... standing ovation from the supporters. Kuyt on. Babel w/ a excellent run but his shot blocked.
  12. half half half!!
  13. Babel has looked a real threat since coming on.
  14. Lucas w/ yet another solid Xabi-esque performance so far today.
  15. clearly intended. Babel earns us a free kick in a dangerous position.
  16. its AMAZING what a run of good passing & possession can accomplish! wow, brilliant interchange between Kewell & Lucas... OLE!! Babel on for Kewell. its great to have our Aussie wizard back to form.
  17. Torres w/ a fantastic run... beat 3-4 defenders along the way... tried bending in his shot... just over!
  18. half an hour still to go... we are creating lots of chances... i see more goals to come.
  19. Crouch taken down in the box... PENALTY... Gerrard scores!
  20. apparently, Carra has a "slight knock".
  21. Carra off w/ a slight knock. Hobbs on. c'mon Jack!
  22. ahhhhhh, Gerrard through on goal... nice save from the keeper.
  23. Crouch downward header JUST WIDE from a good Riise cross!
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