Kahnee

That doesn't sound like us back then at all....

I couldn't work out if he hadn't watched us since Slot arrived or if he had just stopped watching football entirely after he retired

The Mirror is getting particularly good at the click baiting Well, I say good....

You owe me some Spangles

That's a low point, but I can't work out who for. Indy, I think

No more so than finding a tent in the dark I wouldn't think. Amble to the bus, sit down for half an hour, amble to hotel

Thankfully someone had the sense to invent a hotel

Or sunburn. It's always one or the other The ones older than me are dead

I'm thinking of going to Download

Olise already being linked. Release clause become active next summer allegedly

You've been around here as long as I have, and you're only asking now?

Dharmesh Sheth has been using the phrase "it is my understanding" all summer, only to then regurgitate things I already know. So his sources are the same as my sources.....

I generally agree, but at the same time where else are you going to find Charlie Austin sitting there with a straight face suggesting Zidane or Dyche should be given the Utd job?

Only took two

As if today wasn't fun enough already, it seems Ten Hag may have been sacked

I'm just going to spend the day reacting to your posts. Until I run out, obvs

In the last 24 hours Hass has been quoting Bridget Jones plot lines while Case has been banging on about buying kimchi. Game's gone. Thank f*** we have Jonesy and his dandos to maintain standards around here

Yes. To Chelsea

Boots so thin you can feel the cobblers....

These niche sub-genres are getting out of control

Hashtag humble brag....

Fewer. Sorry, I can't help it. On Elliott I've felt all along that left to him he'd stay. He just loves playing for Liverpool, it's all he's ever wanted. His dad, on the other hand, keeps telling him he should be starting ahead of Salah every week and needs to move so he can start every game for England for the next forever. Hopefully he's stopped listening to the toxic lump. Or, even better, locked him in a cupboard

But not against us, so it worked....

Right, let's sign Vardy then send him and Danns on loan to Genk

Not even with the guy from Genk they're suddenly very interested in for no reason at all as they don't need a striker?