Kahnee

A simple typo could cause huge damage to a relationship

I believe you told me that several years ago after I had a tattoo done

You say that about everything

f*** me, you could at least spell her name correctly. People have actually heard of her

No? Oh.... €50m over 150 years? You click on the player, then 'contract' then 'information'

"€60m release clause needs to be paid in full if lower fee can't be agreed" I mean..... well, yes. That's how release clauses work as a rule

Ahhh. Makes sense. I actually thought they were two different people

Are you sure he wasn't sneering?

Not that I expect actual facts from the Express, but since when did 'buying a kid breaking in to the Celtic first team' count as coming through the youth ranks?

No

"Word inside Anfield" = that thing Slott said at his recent press conference? (high calibre, not the disruption b******s)

Like you've ever been up there

Not heard it called that before

Couple of bottles of wine round Gail Platt's place will give us the answer You so did

You called me sneery you miserable c*** (whom I enjoy talking to and agree with a lot)

I had to extend mine to 500

Fixed that for you

FFS. How am I supposed to agree with everything you say when I don't agree with you?

Yeah, the prices thing is weird. I can't remember a summer where we seemed so happy to tell everyone who would cost what. Although it seems to have served one purpose - Sepp was apparently surprised we valued him so highly, so if nothing else he got a confidence boost out of it

He said, sneeringly... It's not sneering, and it's not at "people'. I just struggle with the view that we should have brought everyone yesterday if not sooner when, from the off, we were explicitly told there would be no business until later in the window. Basically, when we got back from the US jaunt and everyone had reported in. The whole squad is together from Tuesday, so it seems likely that from next week we'll start seeing movement. But I appreciate having an opinion on a forum is out of order. I'll be sure to check in with you first from now on, to ensure what I'm posting meets your high standards. Including all the s*** gags and puns you've apparently missed.

I must have missed a meeting - other than injuries, when has that happened? I didn't realise agreeing with someone was no longer allowed. I'll try and find an opinion that hasn't already been splurged all over the forum and take that stand instead.

Or, and I appreciate this hasn't be mentioned at all so far this window, the decision was made from the outset that the head coach would assess the squad, discussions would be held, and then we'd start making moves later in the window. We should have probably mentioned that in a press conference or something

Totally. Can't believe we didn't hold pre-season at the start of June

Hound. Obvs. And I haven't even followed what they've done