Kahnee

Not if our keepers leave in January

So he'd disrupt the side?

Or - and i say this with the same level of certainty you've offered - our best players probably not looking to go in the next 12 months. This isn't the summer of 2010. We're basically the same side that finished 3rd - a position no one was predicting for us last summer. As an aside, the champions are apparently facing a crisis because a promising youngster has just damaged his leg. I think it's fair to say that across the board perspective has not reported back after the summer break With the number of games we now face, the concept of a 'first choice pairing' has gone. We need four players who can swap in and out without disrupting the team. I'd say we currently have three. And Konate.

Given the amount of tat they flog on the back of a cup win, they are definitely interested in us winning things Whatever floats your boat

Hang on, around 20 pages back we were being told the manager had no involvement and just did as he was told. I mean, I agree with you, but I'd hate to think we were going against the consensus As Swipe suggested, maybe he just wanted to play - plus, he knows Linders. I doubt we blindly accepted the bid. I feel we would have given him the choice of staying, going, or a loan

Even his understudy is a full international

See also: We need to buy world class players for the first team - hey, stop selling our academy stars, we need to give our young players a chance

That's the ex-Mrs Barnsey to you

S'OK, they didn't have to. They sold a player for an amazingly stupid sum of money

I take the view that it isn't my money. Be fair, when he was supposed to be working for them he was working for us....

Give it time, it's currently being passed from person to person

No it wasn't....

I think to be counted as "senior" he needed to manage more than three games in a row

An invitation that sent her spiralling into petty crime. Bad Barnsey_10

Edwards

It's almost impressive

Well, it used to be

They're only now willing to name one mountain after him?

Ahh, but look where failing has got us. Never mind the squad, feel the YouTube subscribers

Oh, I would. Just the once.

Ward not being replaced last summer was just mad. Yes we all know Klopp only decided to leave in November, but it really looks like they knew what was coming last summer and decided to wait and replace everyone at the same time

Not wanting to add to the clown car narrative, but we seem to have suddenly released an extensive range of baseball caps - three months after the club model stopped wearing them

Because we're not playing hardball over lower fees. Or something

Of course he f***ing didn't

Actually, f*** it. Life's too short