£440,000

Not sure the Bible is niche!

Allison at right back and no keeper is a brave move.

So if we lose to West Ham, he's gonna have to take six points at home to Sunderland. Tricky.

Makes sense. Did wonder that.

The scores app I use says he's not available until the end of the month for personal reasons. Thought that was weird.

Things might be a little strained between manager and captain then!

Not as much as whoever was getting on the end of those assists.

That's £17,579,008.99 with inflation since then. Mad.

Buy a bigger hammer. Failing that, slam the transfer window on it.

Don't understand why anyone would buy Gomez. He's averaged 15 Premier League appearances a season since he joined us. I love him but wouldn't want us buying anyone with an injury record like his.

Have they got an equivalent of The Anfield Wrap? Might listen if they do a show trying to justify that.

That'd inevitably end up with him being hung from the crossbar by his feet.

Can you open a door in a window?

At the rate they're going, it'll start in about three hours.

Kaká still looks about 12.