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Just flicking through some odd sites and I found this post:



"When I was 10 years old I did a marvelous pencil self-portrait and it was selected to be displayed in a school exhibit at the mall. I was so excited when I went to go see and share it with my mom, and a woman passerby asked me if that was my drawing.


With elation I said, "Yes mam."


She furrowed her brow and peered at the drawing once again for a moment, and darted her eyes at the other selections of art being displayed. After some contemplation she pointed, "Your perspective needs a little work and your left eye is not symmetrical with your right."


I checked my drawing to be sure, and replied "You f*cking bitch."


Then my mom spanked me. Then 10 years later I went to art school and am still having trouble at critique sessions."

posted by Stan Chin at 9:52 AM PST on October 18



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