Coughing/snot

Andy Mac · February 24, 2006

Every c*** seems to be coughing around me at the moment. At work the dozy cockney f***** who keeps coughing over and over again and then sucking the phlegm up through his nose and down his scrawny f***ing throat ( which I'd like to f***ing wring).

On the train, a chorus of coughs, snot , nose f***ing , b*****d trumpeting.

Then even in the sanctuary (or so I b*****d well thought) my house.It looks/sounds like the t***ting Somme. Daughters coughing and spluttering arrghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

It's making my ears f***ing bleed.

And to top it all, my missus says its irrational of me to ask the kids to stop coughing. No it's f***ing not - and I'm not asking them to stop coughing, I'm asking what I can do to stop them coughing. I went out to the f***ing shop and bought them cough mixture and lockets to help them to f***ing stop. Not like you did you lazy bitch and sat on yer fat a*** watching some f***ing stupid house makeover programme . Now f*** off.

Edited February 24, 2006 by Andy Mac

matty · February 24, 2006

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