FAO Ladies with Large Breasts

[Bootser]

Does all that extra weight hurt? Could I enlist a corp of willing males to help alleviate the forces of gravity? Just asking.

[Spike]

i'd be willing to help out. I have ample experience and empathy having to lug around my own pair of man boobs so I'm extremely well qualified

[Bootser]

See what I mean - we have a circus of willing males already.

 

Roll up Roll up.

[Dee]

a neck/shoulder massage would help

[Bootser]

a neck/shoulder massage would help

 

As you are soldier, whilst I command my troops.

 

Private Big Wayne; advance with caution.

[Ayline]

Does all that extra weight hurt?

 

To give a serious reply (not that that is what you are after probably) apparently it does yes. I have a friend who otherwise is rather slim and she regularly suffers from back pain.

[Earl Hafler]

A friend of mine had her breasts reduced because of the stress on her back and the problem with uncomfortable bras.

[Spike]

A friend of mine had her breasts reduced because of the stress on her back and the problem with uncomfortable bras.

 

Me too. I know that you can make light of it in a thread like this but the amount of psychological trauma that she went through - from perves to pisstakers - was as much as the physical pain.

[Ostrich Man]

we need photos to truly understand what you mean....

[Montse]

Believe me big boobs are more of a hinderance then a help, they make you adjust your stance cos of the added weight, unless you wear some serious scaffolding they hurt when you run - well in the days that my fect knee would allow me to run.

 

Finally they seem to take on their own personality at social occasions with men talking to them and being suprised when their owner answers on their behalf!

 

Having said that I wouldnt swap em for a couple of bee stings any day they have their usues after all!

[Bootser]

we need photos to truly understand what you mean....

 

100% Agree.

[Kahnee]

The level of debate's really gone up since you came back, Boots

[Ombudsam]

Believe me big boobs are more of a hinderance then a help, they make you adjust your stance cos of the added weight, unless you wear some serious scaffolding they hurt when you run - well in the days that my fect knee would allow me to run.

 

Finally they seem to take on their own personality at social occasions with men talking to them and being suprised when their owner answers on their behalf!

 

Having said that I wouldnt swap em for a couple of bee stings any day they have their usues after all!

 

I hate it when they do that. "I wasn't talking to you love! Mind yer own business"

[badtodabone]

a neck/shoulder massage would help

 

i could do that

[patsy]

let's just say it's damned if you do (have) and damned if you don't (have)!

 

 

i will admit that it's a challenge to find clothes that fit where it counts here in singapore where everyone else seems to be a size 0!

[Ostrich Man]

ive got a special breast reduction/enhancement/whatever cream.....

[Des]

ive got a special breast reduction/enhancement/whatever cream.....

 

Comes out of a specially attached nozzle which is barely visible to the human eye.

[Ostrich Man]

there a special brown button at the back you need to push....

[Bootser]

Gallantry - alive & kickin'!

[ManxRed]

there a special brown button at the back you need to push....

 

I was in a supermarket the other day and I noticed a small jar on one of the shelves, and it was labelled as a 'v*ginal moisturiser'. I was curious so I unscrewed the lid and inside there was a picture of me!