A Nightmare of Woodison Park

[Jeff guitar]

An alternative and festive version of The Pogues fairytale of New York performed by Bill 'Luvvie' Kenwright and David 'Gollum' Moyes

 

Gollum in Bold

 

 

A Nightmare of Woodison Park

 

It was New Years Eve

In the Spellow

I remember you said to me

Thank Christ that that years gone.

And then upon the breeze

Came song's of Istanbul

Rome, Paris and Wembley

Of hopes and dreams coming true

 

You said this can?t go on

I?ll have to sack you son

Cos I?ve got a feeling

This year were going down

I said it?s Christmas

You wouldn?t do that

You said ?look, just f*** off will you?.

You useless ginger t***.

 

We've got Carsley and Cahill

and an old leaky Weir

Our strikers are s****

And our fans are in tears

When you took control In 2002

You promised me Trophies

not s**** dressed in blue

 

We are crap

 

Don?t be silly,

We?re the best in this city

Or at least that?s what I will keep telling the fans

The Kopites are singing

That ?Phil Neville is minging?

That ?Duncan?s a tampon?

And ?Beattie is fat?

 

The Kopites in the wooden bullens road stand

Were singing Scouser Tommy

As the blues were streaming out

On Derby day

 

You're a bum you?re a punk

You're a drama queen c***

I got you to Europe what more did you want

To not be ashamed

Every time that we played

Happy Christmas your a***

I pray God it's our last

 

The Kopites in the wooden bullens road stand

Were singing Scouser Tommy

As the blues were streaming out

On Derby day

 

I could have been someone

Well I don?t think so, son

You took my grand old team

Made them a laughing stock

I only did my best

I couldn?t do no more

Im just a Scottish ginger bore

Now all my dreams are blue

[Nebraska Red]

very good.

[KopSpice]

Fantastic!

[dave]

excellent

 

On its way to a delusional bitter

[Paul B]

Now that's good. Well done!