Run out of Petrol

[Guest ivabigun]

A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk

around the block?" Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat".

"What does that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take

Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog

was on heat and to come to you."

 

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with

petrol and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "I've

heard that's supposed to work. Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle

on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog

on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down

the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

[Dee]

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