2025/26 New Season Wish List

[charlie clown]

A few things I'd like to see this season (apart from the obvious of us winning everything):

Citeh being just as badly inconsistent as they were last season

Arsenal filling all the 'last piece of the jigsaw' holes in their squad but still managing to be off the pace and trophyless.

Manchester United keep faith with Amorim until at least February by which time they're out of all of the cups comps and are languishing in the bottom five. 

Leeds beat united home and away.

Newcastle 100% fail to capitalise on their new found riches (cup win, European football, 120m for Izak) and slump to mid-table mediocrity. Big club my a***.

Chelsea in disarray and sacking their manager in October, and then sacking his replacement in March.

Forest get relegated

And, of course, The Ev getting relegated and the Boo Camp falling into the Mersey (when no one's in it, obvs).

[Barnesy_10]

All of the above and…

Bruno Fernandes and Bernardo Silva both end up with career ending injuries after a 50:50 challenge 

[charlie clown]

Forgot to add CIteh being found guilty of everything (including a lot of unsolved murder cases) and being banned for the league for ten years, Guardiola being jailed, and having al of their titles stripped off of them and reassigned to the rightful owners... apart from United.