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Ford Focus - struggling to accelerate


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If you were running on vapours it might have sooked some s**** into filter or carb, get that checked first.

if its the cylinder....flog it.

 

thats a possibility

 

you've put on weight?

 

thanks for noticing sweetie

 

There's the dismembered corpse of a really fat bloke in the boot?

 

sshhh, now where can I dump the f*****?

 

As usual, a load of useless suggestions until I show up

 

is your car insured? yes? excellent....now stick it to the man - he does the same to you whenever he gets the chance

 

and a tip: when filling out the claim form, the car was running fine, particularly the acceleration

 

yes its insured, might need to get back to you on how to make such a claim, any suggestions in advance of its for the knackers yard?

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As usual, a load of useless suggestions until I show up

 

is your car insured? yes? excellent....now stick it to the man - he does the same to you whenever he gets the chance

 

and a tip: when filling out the claim form, the car was running fine, particularly the acceleration

 

 

Southport beach can be nice this time of year

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Southport beach can be nice this time of year

 

as can a field in Speke avec petrol or a lock up in Bootle with some saws

 

none of that concerns him; what concerns him is the handover of the keys in a crowded public place - leave it to the professionals or it can turn in to a Coen Brothers film

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