Right now

[Tosh]

he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,

and she's probably getting frisky... right now,

he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

 

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,

showing her how to shoot a combo...

 

And he don't know...

 

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat...

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

 

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

 

Right now, she's probably up singing some

white-trash version of Shania karaoke..

Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"

and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,

Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...

And he don't know...

 

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat,

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

 

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

 

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,

Cause the next time that he cheats...

 

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

 

Ohh... not on me...

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat...

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

 

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

 

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

 

Ohh... before he cheats...

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

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