Good joke

[Guest bumfluff mcclatchey]

A bloke decides to get out of the rat-race and buys a wee place in the Outer Hebrides.

After a month of pure isolational bliss, there`s a knock at the door, and its an enormous, brick sh*t-house farmer.

"I hear yer new around here?" says he.

"I am that." says yer man.

"Well, I thought I`d introduce meself and ask you to a party I`m having." says he.

"I`d love to come! Get to know the locale n all." says yer man.

"I`d better warn you; there`ll be lots of drinking." says he.

"That`s ok, I like a drink." says yer man."

"And nae doubt there`ll be a few fights breaking out." says he.

"No worries, I can take care of myself." says yer man.

"And things can get a bit frisky in the wee small hours, there`ll be lots of sex!" says he.

"Nice one! Haven`t had the company of a good woman in a while!" says yer man.

"Oh, there`ll be no lassies," says he, "it`ll just be the two of us!"

[Mike]

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