Popbitch's 300th email

[Kahnee]

On a fashion shoot in a derelict house, Kate Moss wanted to take a pee. The assistant told her: "Well, there is a loo, but there's no door on it".

Kate replied: "Well how the f*** do I get in there then?"

 

An Australian man was driving down the freeway when he noticed the woman in the car beside him waving. When they pulled up at the lights he wound down the window. "I've just bought the new Coldplay album", she said. "Do you want it? It's crap!"

The man said yes, and she chucked the CD through the open car window. At that point he realised it was Muriel's Wedding star Toni Collette.

 

And my personal favourite:

 

A former drama student tells of the time she slept with Tom Baker, who had visited the college to give a lecture. She recalled his memorable quote at the moment of intercourse: "Tom's putting it in now..."

[cymrococh]

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[Kahnee]

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