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Good ball from Leto for the goal

Torres - get in!

Ian Darke and Gary Birtles - probably the worst commentary team ever

Elbow in the head for Torres to end the half Take him off Rafa

Reading should just come out armed in the 2nd half so they can do the job on Torres properly.

In football if you stand in front of the keeper in an offside position (when a shot is coming toward him) you are erring on the side of active. Edit: Pepe!

Duberry's at it now, with his weird shaped head.

Bike or whatever he's called keeps kicking Torres, the brute.

Reading goal should never have been allowed

I love Torres and would like to touch his hair.

I was just saying to everyone I know earlier today how able a replacement Benayoun is for Garcia, and how glad I was when we signed him

Torres moving more freely but bleeding heavily from the eyes. The sinew seems to be holding his left ankle onto the rest of the leg.

good play from Lucas in the build up to Torres breaking his ankle.

not looking the best decision, Rafa

Yet goals don't matter for Morientes, when arguing against the sale of Morientes. A striker. How odd.

I remember Portsmouth last season - that was dire.

I just don't understand what Rafa's trying to do here, Jeff.

The alternative is Riise at left back.

and not won a right lot in the process.

Rule 3. Ignore anything you have no response for. No one will notice and it only serves to reinforce your genius.

If 2 players play N number of games each a season, the fact that one players games might be against better teams (amongst many other mitigating factors such as the other 10 players in the team and the players picked for the opposition, the referee, injuries, sendings off etc etc) is all statistically irrevelevant in Norweigian mathematics. as is the word "variable". There is no equivalent word in Norweigian.

Generally, when a player starts, or is involved in, more games he is more likely to be involved in a defeat. f*** me.

Nunez. Its gotta be Nunez.

Morientes is even more mental

You can't seriously mean Cisse. mental.